Brothers, do the math!

#141, April 28, 2004

 

Forty five years ago, my friend Dana’s parents bought investment property in a nice Petaluma neighborhood, in the hills on the edge of town. The property lacked curb appeal – the house was all but hidden from the street by a massive sandstone outcropping. But once past that wall, you were greeted by a gem, a Craftsman-era cottage masterpiece. It was tiny and needed TLC, but the three-acre parcel was spectacular, with a tree-lined stream and expansive views from the rear deck.

 

Dana’s folks hoped one of their kids would someday move in. Meanwhile, they were satisfied to rent it out “as is” to the occasional bohemian. One of them, a German carpenter, dubbed it “Goldenes Holz”, and fashioned a little sign to adorn the front gate. As the years went by, Goldenwood came to be vacant all but a few weeks a year. The long time neighbors regarded Goldenwood with indifference.

 

Dana and her two brothers inherited Goldenwood in 1992, mortgage completely paid. Her brothers, both successful professionals, had already settled elsewhere in the state, and they agreed Dana and her family could live there.  She applied for permits to add a bedroom for the kids, and take occupancy. That’s when the trouble began.

 

A few years back, a wealthy retiree had bought the eight acres just next door, and built a sprawling mansion less than a hundred feet from Goldenwood. He made it no secret that he wanted to own it. First he made a low-ball offer to buy the property outright. When Dana rejected that, he somehow convinced Dana’s brothers to trade it for a larger property down the hill. But Dana had fallen in love with her inheritance and held firm – no deal.  

 

The neighbor turned to a new strategy: prevent Dana’s family from ever visiting Goldenwood again, much less remodeling the cottage and moving in. He hired consultants who claimed the 500 square foot addition would endanger the wildlife that frequented the area, and claimed that her family barbeques would cause catastrophic wildfires. His traffic consultants argued that Dana’s visitors would make an already potholed street unacceptably dangerous. His lawyers constantly threatened litigation should she proceed. He rallied support from his neighbors, the most strident among them newcomers like himself.

 

Rather than ignoring the preposterous claims, Dana spent all her savings on lawyers and consultants to prepare her defense. But when the time came to move in, she had not a penny to exercise that defense. What made it worse, the neighbor had extended the corner of his fence across her driveway, claiming he owned a few feet of it, preventing her from passing the sandstone wall. Common sense and historic maps indicated that she had clear access from the City street, but she feared an unaffordable lawsuit should she try. She was locked out.

 

Dana appealed first to her brother in Santa Rosa. He could afford to help her, but seemed to be either afraid of the neighbor, or in business with him. He first offered only to help with the remodel after she fended off the lawsuits. She turned to her brother in Sacramento. He, too, seemed unwilling to help stand up to the neighbor’s bullying. But he too was wealthy, and offered to buy Dana a huge new house on a treeless lot in the flats, out at the edge of town. Her Santa Rosa brother offered to contribute half.

 

Dana didn’t get it. Why would her brothers be willing to pay a million dollars to buy her an unremarkable new home, when they could, for a tiny fraction of that amount, hire lawyers to defend her right to remodel and occupy Goldenwood?

 

Goldenwood is Lafferty; the huge house is the Cardoza Ranch. Dana is the City of Petaluma, her brothers are Sonoma County and the State of California. Peter Pfendler is the neighbor. The public *owns* Lafferty, and our substantial investment in the EIR (covering conversion of a cattle ranch into a nature park) makes it very unlikely that defending that EIR, and our right of access, would exceed $500k, less than 3% of the asking price for Tolay. Do the math, brothers!