When the Cows Come Home

#63, March 7, 2001

 

It is near-dark, but the starlight is yielding to the vanguard violet rays of the sun. I see a shadow on the high horizon, between the bay trees-- too fat for a deer, too still for a human. Wrong side of the fence for a cow. An hour later, and it's clear: the cows have breached the ridgetop fence, and are marching among the trees of Westridge Open Space Park.

 

I see this hillside every day, come rain, shine, winter green, summer bronze. Never have I seen it with cows. I see cows all over the North Bay, but they've been banned from the City Open Space since it was created. I must say, love these critters, these walking milk-making works of art, psychedelic black and white on green. Billboard Clo and her "sustainabull" agriculture.

 

It's like waking up on Gary Larson's version of the Serengetti. I'm snapping zoom lens photos from my back step. My son, running late for school, pleads for permission to instead run with the cows. Morning sun spills over ridge into my our kitchen. Let me walk in beauty!

 

But at lunch, I read an email describing some disturbing developments at City and County Halls. It seems the City Council decided, with as little fanfare (i.e. publicity) as it could muster, to reverse the City's fledgling policy of putting water conservation ahead of further draining the Russian and Eel River watersheds (i.e. it resurrects and approves, by 4-3 vote, Amendment 11.) Then, it further seems, the County Supervisors are the following morning alerted of the City's decision by the County Water Agency Director (he "saw it in the paper", uh-huh.) So the Supes vote to seal the once declared "dead" A-11 deal by adding it to their agenda as an "emergency" measure. Emergency, hmmmm… was it the last day of a big pipeline sale at Friedman Brothers?

 

So, in less than 16 hours with minimal public notice and zero public testimony, these gents turn back the clock on our water policy half a century. Sure, no one expected our two new council members to support the old council's policy, but they at least could have bothered to hear, as sitting councilmen, a few hours of public testimony. Councilman Moynihan calls this decision-making without "dithering." Then I read that Council reconsideration (i.e. repeal) of the campaign financing reform measure enacted last year (after Mr. M spent a record-shattering $47,000 on his campaign) is scheduled for the Council's next afternoon session, when most people wouldn't be able to attend.

 

It gets worse. Riding home, I hear about Canadian family farmers being bio-pirated by agro-chem giant Monsanto. The farmers' fifty year investment in selectively breeding disease-resistant varieties of canola was destroyed by cross pollination from Monsanto's genetically modified plants. Compassionate Monsanto responds by suing the farmers for replanting their seeds, now contaminated with Monsanto's patented genetic material, without paying royalties.

 

I return home to find the cows have trampled the dozens of caged oak seedlings on the hill, which my son and I have raised from acorns. Stupid cows! After dinner, I attend a Planning Commission's hearing, listening to the Sonoma Mountain Conservancy attorney tell his high-priced lies about Lafferty Park. He hints at lawsuits if the City fails to again revise what is now an eight inch thick document.

 

But the Commission, including Councilman Mike O'Brien, votes unanimously to move ahead with Lafferty Park. Outside, it's a lovely night, warm for winter, stars so bright. How could I stay mad at those cows… they're just doing what cows do. Their fence will get mended, and the skinny little oak trees, while bent, aren't broke. Riley and I will fix their cages some lovely Sunday afternoon. Tomorrow, a few more people will be outraged enough to join the fight for the little guys, the seedsavers and family farmers.  Someday these lawyer's will tell their clients, "I've done all that I can do, I can no longer work for you."

 

Today the sun again rises in beauty, and the cows have come home.